Light Joker's definitions

Glass Ceiling

a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.

The glass ceiling is still breaking.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

keep one's cool

to remain calm and in control

Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.

by Light Joker March 24, 2005

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

Motherfucking

(See Motherfucker to get the idea of the variant forms)
Wretched, disgusting, despicable.

That Motherfucking piece of nothing!

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 5, 2005

on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility

Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004