Light Joker's definitions

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

dish it out

to administer punishment, injury, abuse, etc

He can dish it out but he can't take it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2005

Silicon Valley

the Santa Clara Valley in California (from the computer companys located in the area)

Silicon valley has had a tremendous impact on modern technology.

by Light Joker June 22, 2007

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2004

Rude Nude Dude

A concited nudist.

I would hate to meet a Rude Nude Dude.

by Light Joker May 10, 2004

joe

1. coffee

2. an ordinary man

How about a cup of joe.

by Light Joker June 13, 2007