Light Joker's definitions

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

teflon president

a president who cannot be removed from office because the accusations won't stick despite the corruption surrounding them. (from teflon, a material used in frying pans to prevent sticking, that has recently been shown to be unsafe)

Since the 1980s the U.S. has ended up electing one teflon president after another.

by Light Joker December 26, 2006

love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

billy club

a wooden club or truncheon (such as those carried by police in the U.K.)

He got hit in back of the head with a billy club again.

by Light Joker August 23, 2007

hooligan

a thug, a ruffaian, a hoodlum

That hooligan is just another wimp looking for attention.

by Light Joker October 5, 2005

all-out

not hold anything back, sparing nothing

Both sides went all-out when the game started.

by Light Joker December 7, 2005