Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

aàáâäæãåā

When a being is so incredibly and insanely bored that they look up one of every type of ‘a’

He’s as bored as aàáâäæãåā

by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021

eèéêëēėę

When an entity is so sick of everything that they decide to look up every type of e

They’re so sick of everything they may as well be a eèéêëēėę

by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021

Academic Triage

Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.

I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.

by Lifel1k3 April 02, 2022

uûüùúū

When a person has already tried e and y’s appearances and they want to try out u now

This may be used when a six year old gamer wants to send a message to you over Xbox and think they’re cool “well uûüùúū r gay”

by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021

yÿ

When you are not too bored but still a bit and are glad to see that y only has one other appearance unlike e, which you have already tried

But yÿ did they do this

by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021