Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LIFEL1K3

Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

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Studying one or two subjects in school more than others because of personal preference or just not caring about them.

I’m not studying Latin right now, it’s a sort of Academic Triage.

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When a person has already tried e and y’s appearances and they want to try out u now

This may be used when a six year old gamer wants to send a message to you over Xbox and think they’re cool “well uûüùúū r gay”

uûüùúū by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021

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When you are not too bored but still a bit and are glad to see that y only has one other appearance unlike e, which you have already tried

But yÿ did they do this

yÿ by LIFEL1K3 February 13, 2021

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When an entity is so sick of everything that they decide to look up every type of e

They’re so sick of everything they may as well be a eèéêëēėę

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When a being is so incredibly and insanely bored that they look up one of every type of ‘a’

He’s as bored as aàáâäæãåā

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