Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 04, 2005

sacred cow

An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.

Monogamy is one of our society's biggest sacred cows.

by Libertine October 04, 2005

dial tone

A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.

John has all the personality of a dial tone.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 03, 2005

ugliful

The ugly equivalent of beautiful.

If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

by Libertine October 03, 2005

dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.

I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.

by Libertine October 04, 2005