will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.
Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
by libertine February 10, 2013
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Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.
I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
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morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.
I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.
by Libertine October 08, 2005
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flat tire

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.
by Libertine October 02, 2005
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wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.
1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.
by Libertine June 17, 2016
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To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
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