Liberation Theology's definitions

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

Don't enter the exclusion zone

A warning not to talk about a subject any further.

Q: You over the break up ? A: Don't enter the exclusion zone!

by Liberation Theology November 10, 2019

Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

Jerry's equation

Jerry's equation is based upon the concept of a type 2 error in statistical analysis. A type 2 error is thinking that a relationship is not failing when it really is. This is also known as a false negative or negative error.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

by Liberation Theology December 10, 2019