Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.
I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job
by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019
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Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.
Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.
by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020
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Delesbianize

The act of making a computer owned by a heterosexual female appropriate for use by a heterosexual male which involves removing feminine elements from the computer such as a pink screen saver covered with butterflies.
Dude thats a cool computer you picked up at the garage sale but your going to have to Delesbianize that screen saver
by Liberation Theology January 30, 2020
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The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
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A warning not to talk about a subject any further.
Q: You over the break up ? A: Don't enter the exclusion zone!
by Liberation Theology November 10, 2019
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A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
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i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 07, 2020
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