Liberation Theology's definitions

Butt Job

A Butt Job is employment that is extremely easy; usually a desk job where you set on your butt.

I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job

by Liberation Theology August 20, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Brady Bunch Christmas

A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas

by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.

by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020

Tiger Tamer

A woman who is so perfect that a man dating multiple women chooses to abandon all the women he is dating but her. This perfect woman, this Tiger Tamer, is the one perfect woman which causes a man to love her and her alone.

Yo, I used to be a real player. Then I met Joyce and she be a real Tiger Tamer. So now it be just her.

by Liberation Theology February 13, 2020

Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019