LiNdA's definitions
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
by Linda December 26, 2004

by Linda October 27, 2003

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in
by linda March 11, 2005

a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE
by Linda September 5, 2004

A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.
by Linda April 29, 2005
