37 definition by Lexi

Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.
I love the Calgary Flames!
by Lexi January 21, 2005

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A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).
Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.
by Lexi December 26, 2003

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Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004

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1) something that is incredibly comfortable, adorable, cute, ect.

-Tuesday, October 12 2004
That kitten is so snugglicious.

My boyfriend is so cute, he's absolutely snugglicious!
by lexi October 12, 2004

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derogatory term for an aloof person
Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear
by lexi June 30, 2004

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1. An urban area that has the settings and the population characteristic of a suburb.
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2. A suburb, densely populated those reminiscent of urban areas. Also, has a very diverse population.
Northern New Jersey.
by Lexi November 25, 2003

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also known as 'madame barats', which isn't her name 'cause she got married and had a boss eyed cherub called sam. she makes at least one person a day cry (i feel sorry for her husband and son. weekends and school holidays must be a total nightmare)

madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.
'you are as bad as madman barats'
'oh no we've got madman barats for french next'
by lexi May 08, 2004

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