Lex's definitions

Power Cut

The UK slang for "Power Outage"

"I just had a two minuet powercut. How pointless is that?"

by Lex May 7, 2005

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by lex March 4, 2005

Dur Minor

1. a musical key in which many syllables in a song are replaced by dur or ur

...Hey Durd, Durn't make it burd. Turk a Sad surng and make it burrter

by Lex February 17, 2005

widener university

Located in the heart of Chester!

It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!

by Lex February 16, 2005