Definitions by Leroy The Prophet

porn dick 

A dick with a bend in it.

Haha look at him, he has a porn dick!

porn dick by Leroy the Prophet November 22, 2006

naught 

Naught: referring to the sphincta of ones anus.
Derived from the fact that the sphincta looks similar to that of the number naught (0)

The boy jumped off a bridge and a star picket went straight up his naught.

naught by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

yabby eyed 

To be extremely drunk

The 18 year old was so yabby eyed at his 18th birthday party that he pissed his pants and had to be put to bed by his parents at 10pm.

yabby eyed by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

S.P.D.F 

An acronym to remember the order of subshells in an atom. The first subshell is the S subshell, then the P subshell and so fourth.
To remember the acronym, think "Stephen Porks Dead Ferrets" (the name stephen can be replaced with any name starting with 's') provided they are a weiner you know!

Remember the order of subshells kids, use S.P.D.F, Stephen Porks Dead Ferrets

S.P.D.F by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006