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IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.
I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Apeism

The human urge to simply resort to our Primal, Apelike instincts, and live in the wild like other apes.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that man who lived in the woods for years?
Person 2: Yeah, he got lost and resorted to apeism I think
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Falspring

Short for False-Spring, this is the short hot week that occurs at the end of Winter, before reverting back to being an extremely cold week, after which it will be Spring.
Last week it was super warm outside, so I thought today I could go swim. The water was super cold, must have been falspring.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The mental problems plaguing Gen Alpha due to Short Form Video Content, as well as new memes and slang terms such as "Rizz, Gyatt, Fanum Tax" etc.
This causes them to have reduced attention spans, lowered intelligence, and a tendency to repeat memes and slang at random times.
*a child runs around doing a tiktok dance and yelling Gen A slang*
"Gees, that kid must have Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Violemon

A lemon, or other food, that harms the person eating it.
Person 1: Hey you want peppers on your taco?
Person 2: no, I don't like violemons.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"
At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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