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Definitions by LemonySnickets

Twitter Wrong 

A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.
Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"

Outrage Junky 

A person on the internet, usually a social media platform, who is addicted to the endorphin hit received from being outraged. Outrage junkies often invent or find trivial things to be outraged over in order to get their fix.
This outrage junky on twitter was making death threats at me because I wore a woollen sweater in a photo
Outrage Junky by LemonySnickets March 19, 2020

iSpastic 

Someone who is mistakes memes or other elements of internet culture for reality
Politician 1: I think we should fix the economy
Politician 2: Ok boomer
Politician 1: I'm 25 you iSpastic
iSpastic by LemonySnickets December 16, 2019

Stick your head in a bucket 

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Truck or Treat 

A term used in the hitchhiking community to describe engaging in oral sex with a truck driver in exchange for a lift
Person 1: How are you getting home?
Person 2: I'm going to truck or treat
Truck or Treat by LemonySnickets October 31, 2019

Big Dick Syndrome 

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"

Ronan Hour 

Similar to a baker's dozen but for time. A ronan hour is a time period of 45 minutes.
"Ok, looking forward to seeing you in a about a ronan hour"
Ronan Hour by LemonySnickets April 17, 2019