LemonySnickets's definitions

Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Jewdle Draw

A jewish womans vagina

Let me stick my salted breadstick in your jewdle draw

by LemonySnickets February 2, 2022

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Bocket

A rear pocket, a butt pocket

This new line of workout gear comes with bockets

by LemonySnickets April 19, 2018

2:30 Appointment

Afternoon sex

Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today

by LemonySnickets January 22, 2022

Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022

Perangry

Anger or moodiness in a woman, caused by the onset of a period.

My wife gets so perangry whenever it's that time of the month

by LemonySnickets November 3, 2020