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Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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Jewdle Draw

Let me stick my salted breadstick in your jewdle draw
by LemonySnickets February 2, 2022
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Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021
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Bocket

This new line of workout gear comes with bockets
by LemonySnickets April 19, 2018
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2:30 Appointment

Wife: Don't forget you have a 2:30 appointment today
by LemonySnickets January 22, 2022
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Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.
This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.
by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022
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Perangry

Anger or moodiness in a woman, caused by the onset of a period.
My wife gets so perangry whenever it's that time of the month
by LemonySnickets November 3, 2020
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