by LeilaSP October 06, 2019
by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.
by LeilaSP July 30, 2019
Guy 1: I found what you lost, your porn collections. Thanks to me, the finder. Try not to masturbate or nut, it will damage the penis.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.
Guy 2: Ok thank you.
by LeilaSP March 19, 2019
Woman: (Asking the man out) Wanna come to my house for Netflix and Chill?
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...
by LeilaSP March 12, 2019
A sexual maneuver involving the mouth, your girl's ass and bowel movements.
You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.
You have your girl laid flat on her back your face is flat on her naked ass. The girl then proceeds to defecate. You hum to any song very loudly whilst having your mouth open and you chew on the poop that comes out of her ass. It's similar to an easier masturbation, but jacking off to someone is replaced by humming to someone's song and you're dipping your mouth into your girl's poop instead of ejaculating.
I really liked PewDiePie's new diss track. So i got my girlfriend with me and i did a scandinavian lip Sync to congratulations. But my tongue is very brown now and my face is covered with poop.
by LeilaSP April 17, 2019
When your kids argue over what to watch on TV and end up physically fighting. This is rather uncontrollable and unable for many parents to stop because of their inner strength and physical movement.
by LeilaSP March 08, 2019