Definitions by LeightonLaxadives7

Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”

Stanky cooch by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Sachem stealers 

Group of unknown sachem residents who feel the need to steal everything.

Cars, wallets, mailboxes, basketball hoops, sporting goods, shoes, grandmas ashes, nothing is safe.

Damn sachem stealers stole my child support check what the heck!

Sachem stealers by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Bellporting 

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.

“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”

Bellporting by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024

Backshots n’ boba

The act of buying boba tea, preferably with a significant other, then traversing back to your place to administer backshots.

“Raymond offered to get me some boba, you know what comes after!” I GOT BACKSHOTS N’ BOBA.

Backshots n’ boba by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024