Backshots n’ boba

The act of buying boba tea, preferably with a significant other, then traversing back to your place to administer backshots.

“Raymond offered to get me some boba, you know what comes after!” I GOT BACKSHOTS N’ BOBA.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Sachem stealers

Group of unknown sachem residents who feel the need to steal everything.

Cars, wallets, mailboxes, basketball hoops, sporting goods, shoes, grandmas ashes, nothing is safe.

Damn sachem stealers stole my child support check what the heck!

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

ODAC

The Old Dominion Athletic Conference is an athletic organization of collegiate athletics located in the Virginia area. Made up of Lynchburg, Shenandoah, Ferrum, Washington and Lee, Randolph-Macon, bridgewater, Roanoke college, hapmden sydney, guilford, averett, Virginia Wesleyan, and Randolph college.

This conference is the most stinky, trash, and garbage conference in the whole world of division III lacrosse. Nothing good comes from here.

Brendan Mike and Tommy all played in the ODAC. They were bums.

by LeightonLaxadives7 July 26, 2024