Legendary Films's definitions

blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

mudpack

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.

jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.

by Legendary Films September 21, 2004

kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

Butt Slaw

What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.

After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.

by Legendary Films September 14, 2003

frontwiper

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004