blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Butt Slaw

What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.

After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.

by Legendary Films September 14, 2003

frontwiper

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.

Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

rape bait

A rachet; a chick who can be used at will to "Peter North" all over various parts of her body.

submitted by CL, aka Buttslaw!!
had to get it in here before somebody else beat us to it, dude.

Every Saturday night HCS is fill with rape bait.

by Legendary Films September 21, 2004