Legendary Films's definitions

blemen

Blood mixed with semen

After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.

by Legendary Films October 15, 2003

necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

Butt Slaw

What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.

After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.

by Legendary Films September 14, 2003

Mudnut

Fecal matter mixed with semen in the anus. Primarly used at scat parties. (aka: shemen)

Before arriving at his bi-weekly scat party, jaay mixed up a fresh batch of mudnut in his anus.

by Legendary Films September 28, 2003

Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

cornhusker

After gorging on corn for about three days, a person will take a horrifying dump into a strainer. A "cornhusker" will take this strainer full of corn-blow and run steaming hot water over it, thus washing all the steaming doodoo away. All that's left is husks of corn, and the cornhusker will eat them.

After learning that Teresa was a professional cornhusker, she appeared even more digusting than usual.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.

Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004