by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021
A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.
(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017
Stands for "Person Important Very". Nothing naughty!
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
"Join the PIV!"
by Lefty Power 123 October 13, 2021
People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:
Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
by Lefty Power 123 March 29, 2016
by Lefty Power 123 August 30, 2020