Stands for "Person Important Very". Nothing naughty!
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
"Join the PIV!"
by Lefty Power 123 October 13, 2021
People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:
Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
by Lefty Power 123 March 29, 2016
When you and a mate become close enough that you can gratuitously call each other a cunt as a joke, and neither of you are offended in the slightest.
Me: Sup my favorite cunt in the world!
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)
by Lefty Power 123 September 12, 2020
A small frog-shaped chocolate bar introduced to the United Kingdom in the 1990s.
This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.
But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.
What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?
Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.
This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.
But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.
What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?
Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.
Kid: Daddy what does inflation mean?
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.
by Lefty Power 123 March 26, 2021
*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022
A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021