Definitions by Lefty Power 123

Foot

A target that no dropped or falling object ever seems to miss.

*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!

Foot by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022

Quettapenis 

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).

Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.

Quettapenis by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022

Snowed Off 

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.

"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("

Snowed Off by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021

PIV 

Stands for "Person Important Very". Nothing naughty!

It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.

"Join the PIV!"

PIV by Lefty Power 123 October 13, 2021

Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

Post-Move Fuck by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021

Covid Dream 

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

Covid Dream by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021

Hypochondriasis 

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.

Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!

Hypochondriasis by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021