Lefty Power 123's definitions

Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.

"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("

by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021

Cyan

An amazing colour that is made by mixing blue and green light equally. It is the colour of shallow tropical water, or glacial ice. Sadly, the dogshit education system does not include this term, so to 99.99% of the population, this colour is simply termed "blue". Even though it's a vastly different hue. Even trained artists don't know the difference between cyan and blue, as they insist on using the red-yellow-blue colour model which is super outdated.

Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: Wow that's a lovely shade of light blue!
Person who has made the smart move of incorporating cyan into their vocab: Cyan! It's CYAN!
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: It's blue you fucking pedant.

by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2020

Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.

"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"

by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020

Slipsies

When you're doing an activity (such as packing, moving or redecorating) that involves many bags, boxes, and stuff being stacked precariously on top of each other, or an overloaded case that is top-heavy and unstable. After some battling with the cases, boxes, bags etc., it appears to finally be stable, so you leave it. As SOON as you move away from it, you see and/or hear the contents or the whole container ever so slowly slipping. And you have about 5 seconds to grab it before EVERYTHING comes crashing down. The part where you slowly hear it slipping little by little is the slipsies.

Added bonus when you do catch it, get it stable again, and then you hear the slipsies occuring AGAIN.

Puff pant, phew I can't believe I managed to get 35 items into that one bag! Time for a fat one. (Looks away for 1 second, hears a slow rustling, looks back and sees the bag starting to deform more and more on one side).
FUCKIN' SLIPSIES AGAIN!!!
(CRASH)

by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2017

Slagslut

Someone that's so much of a slut or a slag that neither word alone cuts it - so they're a Slagslut. Can also be used to ironically describe a 19+ year old virgin. Also a generic insult, typically for if someone ignores (pies) you on Messenger. Not gender-specific: can be used by all genders towards all genders.

1 Literal Use: He slept with 13 women last night. What a god-damn slagslut.

2 Generic insult: How dare you eat my cake you slagslut!

3 Ignored on Messenger: OH MY GOD YOU'VE LEFT ME ON READ FOR 4 DAYS YOU SLAGSLUT!!!

4 Ironically: He's a virgin at 23. What a slagslut.

by Lefty Power 123 September 1, 2018

Backseat Moderator

A user on a chatroom or forum who, for whatever reason, decides they're a moderator or admin, even though they're not. These users will yell and scream at other users who they believe are breaking rules, telling them not to break said rules. They will often call on the real moderators and tell them how to deal with the supposed rulebreaker. These users are probably 10-15 years old and have a bit of a superiority complex.

These users think they mean well, but are actually just a giant pain in the ass and act as though the real moderators are incompetent. This often involves freaking the fuck out over the SLIGHTEST breach of the rules - or often when there is NO breach of the rules.

Often, the user is simply trying to get promoted to being an actual moderator. But what happens 99.9% of the time is that they get banned themselves. What is 110% certain, however, is that this user will NOT be promoted.

User on chatroom: Oh shit
Backseat Moderator: NO CUSSING!!! MODS, BAN THIS FOOL!!! BAN HIM!!! HE CUSSED!!!!!
Real Moderator: Cussing is allowed on this chatroom, dipshit.
(Backseat Moderator has been banned by Real Moderator for being a giant pain in the ass)

by Lefty Power 123 December 17, 2019

Lostwave August 2019

A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?

by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021