Definitions by Lefty Flash

TGIF13 

An irregularly occuring goth holiday.

Lady of the dark: How should we celebrate TGIF13?
Pasty white dude: I'll have a Marilyn Manson Marathon!
Lady of the dark: Killer!

TGIF13 by Lefty Flash June 7, 2011

porndroid 

Using an Android phone primarily to surf for porn.

Dave: I have 300 porn bookmarks on my Android!
Sam: don't you mean your Porndroid?

porndroid by Lefty Flash April 3, 2011

Harry Chapin-ed 

To get killed in an accident by a truck on the highway in the fashion of the late singer, Harry Chapin.

Dude 1: Did you hear about the accident on the Interstate last night?
Dude 2: Yes, and I heard that the driver was Harry Chapin-ed!

Harry Chapin-ed by Lefty Flash February 18, 2010

Two Pointer 

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

Two Pointer by Lefty Flash September 30, 2008