Definitions by Lee Tatlock

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

Toof monster by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Flim 

Liverpudlian word for a five pound note.

"Lend us a flim"

Flim by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Little Thief

Alternate name for "Little Chef" restaurants that reflects their outrageous prices for such tiny portions of foul tasting food

"I'm so hungry i could even eat at the little thief right now"

Little Thief by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

Fannyitous by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

Jug Tug by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fizog 

Word used to describe a strange or ugly face.

"Look at the fizog on him!!"

Fizog by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Shit beak 

a brown noser

"you're such a shit beak man"

Shit beak by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004