Lee Ji Hoon's definitions

fagstyle

The insertion of a male's penis into a female's ass. So named because it is sex had in the style of fags(anally), yet not actually performed in a homosexual context.

I fucked your mom last night, fagstyle.

by Lee Ji Hoon October 26, 2007

gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

give birth to a nigger

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

your gay

A gay that belongs to you.

Your gay is really gay.

by Lee Ji Hoon August 13, 2007

Palin-drome

A person who makes as much sense speaking forwards as they do speaking backwards.

What a palin-drome.

by Lee Ji Hoon February 20, 2009