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Definitions by Lee Ji Hoon

gayger counter 

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.
Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!
gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

fuckball 

A very homosexual ball game.

It involves using a ball with two circles, about the diameter of a penis, cut into it, both directly opposite each other. At the start, one person from each team places their penis in the ball, and from there the game starts. The idea is to get the ball past the other team's goal line to score a goal, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your penis. This is why the holes are there. The name comes from that the appearence given is that of fucking the ball.

The game is generally played with about 7 people a side, but can be played with as many fags as you can find.
Hey, you up for a game of fuckball?
fuckball by Lee Ji Hoon November 7, 2007

fagstyle 

The insertion of a male's penis into a female's ass. So named because it is sex had in the style of fags(anally), yet not actually performed in a homosexual context.
I fucked your mom last night, fagstyle.
fagstyle by Lee Ji Hoon October 26, 2007

your gay 

A gay that belongs to you.
Your gay is really gay.
your gay by Lee Ji Hoon August 13, 2007

give birth to a nigger 

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.
Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!