LeXi's definitions

calgary flames

Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.

I love the Calgary Flames!

by Lexi January 21, 2005

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

josyane

beautiful intelligent caring person

she is just like a josyane

by Lexi November 9, 2004

snugglicious

1) something that is incredibly comfortable, adorable, cute, ect.

-Tuesday, October 12 2004

That kitten is so snugglicious.

My boyfriend is so cute, he's absolutely snugglicious!

by lexi October 12, 2004

hipster

Someone who thinks that they are being "special" and "unique" for liking some underground bullshit no one else cares about. And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. They just end up looking like idiots.

1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.

2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool

Hipster: You're such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.

Non-hipster: but it's fugly

Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.

Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.

Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....

Non hipster: You need to see a therapist

Hipster: I am my own therapist.

by Lexi September 28, 2004

Riley

The sweetest person i have ever met. He makes me smile, laugh, and sometimes makes me crazy its all rad. I love him so much!

I love riley!!!He is so rad.

by Lexi August 12, 2004