LeXi's definitions
celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
by Lexi November 27, 2003
Get the Eddie!mug. Complex piece of celery hu is obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing & hu randomly gets trees shoved up his nose and has odd friends hu are jehova's witnesses dat sell double glazing.
by Lexi November 25, 2003
Get the Eddie!mug. 
Kick ass NHL team. A team in which I have been cheering on since before last year. Skilled players, cool coach, awesome team. Way better than the Leafs.
by Lexi January 21, 2005
Get the calgary flamesmug. A face, commonly used in roleplays or chatrooms, that conveys being tired, fed up, or exhausted. Durh.
Blog Entry 87980474: Today was not fun. I had to clean horse crap all day, and baby sit my little sister. e_e!
by Lexi July 1, 2004
Get the e_emug. also known as 'madame barats', which isn't her name 'cause she got married and had a boss eyed cherub called sam. she makes at least one person a day cry (i feel sorry for her husband and son. weekends and school holidays must be a total nightmare)
madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.
madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.
by lexi May 8, 2004
Get the madman baratsmug. Someone who thinks that they are being "special" and "unique" for liking some underground bullshit no one else cares about. And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. They just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
Hipster: You're such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
Hipster: You're such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Lexi September 28, 2004
Get the hipstermug.