Definitions by Lawyerbot

Scalia 

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

Scalia by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

Roved

To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.

He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.

Roved by Lawyerbot December 25, 2005

franken 

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

franken by Lawyerbot December 24, 2005