Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005
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Republiporn

(1) Pornographic material as written by Republicans such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west.

(2) Pornography that reflects Republican family values.
Jeff said I should buy Libby's book The Apprentice, but i told him republiporn was too sick for my tastes.
by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005
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Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.
Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.
by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005
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