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Fu Manchu

Literally 'ax qing dynasty'. Fu means axe, Manchu is shorthand for the Qing dynasty that ruled China before rabid nationalists took over on 11 Oct 1911. Thus, fu manchu is like saying 'cut off your pigtails' because queues (stupid pigtail things) were the symbol of the Qing's authority in their rule, all China dudes had to wear them as a subordinate thing. So, its very political, its an expression of dissent even. Hate-fuelled Qing hatred.
"Come here you stupid Manchurian i'm gonna ax your queues"
by Lawson September 18, 2005
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Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?
"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"
by Lawson March 30, 2005
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infunmation

Similar to infotainment. Made by shoving 'fun' in the middle of 'information'. Infunmnation is knowledge that is actually enjoyably received. Not neccessarily interesting knowledge, just fun knowledge.
"There is so much infunmation on UrbanDictionary.com"
by Lawson May 13, 2005
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Quarter to 8

seven fourty five (am or pm)
"hey do you have the time?"
"Yeah sure its..."
by Lawson September 17, 2005
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