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Fu Manchu

Literally 'ax qing dynasty'. Fu means axe, Manchu is shorthand for the Qing dynasty that ruled China before rabid nationalists took over on 11 Oct 1911. Thus, fu manchu is like saying 'cut off your pigtails' because queues (stupid pigtail things) were the symbol of the Qing's authority in their rule, all China dudes had to wear them as a subordinate thing. So, its very political, its an expression of dissent even. Hate-fuelled Qing hatred.
"Come here you stupid Manchurian i'm gonna ax your queues"
by Lawson September 18, 2005
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George Bush

Someone who 51% of Americans are not allowed to criticise, and someone who the other 49% should probably not criticise because they were apathetic enough to allow him to win.
Also someone who clueless lefties target because its easy to and everyone else is.
"God i hate George Bush"
"Shut up you psuedo-lefty"
by Lawson March 9, 2007
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splendorific

combination of 'splendor' and 'terrific', thus being an adjective for something that is simultaneously 'spendlorful' (or 'splendid') and 'terrific'. Common usage occurs in motivational literature such as horrorscopes and blogs.
"March 13: Venus is in the third ascenscion so that means today will be quite splendorific for all you Leons!"
by Lawson March 30, 2005
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Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?
"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"
by Lawson March 30, 2005
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