Lawson's definitions

George Bush

Someone who 51% of Americans are not allowed to criticise, and someone who the other 49% should probably not criticise because they were apathetic enough to allow him to win.
Also someone who clueless lefties target because its easy to and everyone else is.

"God i hate George Bush"
"Shut up you psuedo-lefty"

by Lawson March 9, 2007

Dr. Pepper

Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown

Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.

"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

kook

to be like Dean. That is to be an extreme poser and generally suck

That Dean is such a kook, i cant beleive he let Jack ride him down the quarter-pipe

by Lawson May 3, 2004

Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?

"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"

by Lawson March 30, 2005