Lawson's definitions

Dr. Pepper

Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown

Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.

"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

infunmation

Similar to infotainment. Made by shoving 'fun' in the middle of 'information'. Infunmnation is knowledge that is actually enjoyably received. Not neccessarily interesting knowledge, just fun knowledge.

"There is so much infunmation on UrbanDictionary.com"

by Lawson May 13, 2005

Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?

"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"

by Lawson March 30, 2005