Dr. Pepper

Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown

Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.

"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?

"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

splendorific

combination of 'splendor' and 'terrific', thus being an adjective for something that is simultaneously 'spendlorful' (or 'splendid') and 'terrific'. Common usage occurs in motivational literature such as horrorscopes and blogs.

"March 13: Venus is in the third ascenscion so that means today will be quite splendorific for all you Leons!"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

fodsworth

The man, unequivocably the fuckin' man! (See picture)

"Wow Fodsworth has such a huge... intellect!"

by Lawson March 30, 2005