Lawson's definitions

Fu Manchu

Literally 'ax qing dynasty'. Fu means axe, Manchu is shorthand for the Qing dynasty that ruled China before rabid nationalists took over on 11 Oct 1911. Thus, fu manchu is like saying 'cut off your pigtails' because queues (stupid pigtail things) were the symbol of the Qing's authority in their rule, all China dudes had to wear them as a subordinate thing. So, its very political, its an expression of dissent even. Hate-fuelled Qing hatred.

"Come here you stupid Manchurian i'm gonna ax your queues"

by Lawson September 18, 2005

Dr. Pepper

Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown

Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.

"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

kook

to be like Dean. That is to be an extreme poser and generally suck

That Dean is such a kook, i cant beleive he let Jack ride him down the quarter-pipe

by Lawson May 3, 2004

Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?

"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"

by Lawson March 30, 2005