Lawrence K.'s definitions

dudeiage

A marriage that takes place between two grown men.

Nicole: Hey Jason, did you want to catch the Blue Jays game this weekend?

Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.

by Lawrence K. December 27, 2010

NGSM

Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.

Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Vaganally

To consume or operate an object with both the vagina and the anus.

I still can't believe that Ryan got his girlfriend to have sex with both him and his friend Drew vaganally the other night.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Manbien

A person who is half-man, half-lesbian.

Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

five-hole

Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.

Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!

by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010