Definitions by Lawrence K.

Vaganally 

To consume or operate an object with both the vagina and the anus.

I still can't believe that Ryan got his girlfriend to have sex with both him and his friend Drew vaganally the other night.

Vaganally by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

Anally Consume by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

NGSM 

Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.

Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.

NGSM by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

ATTR 

Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.

Jesus Christ, the ATTR on Jessica Biel is out of this world!

ATTR by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Unsexual 

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

Unsexual by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Manbien

A person who is half-man, half-lesbian.

Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!

Manbien by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

weefee 

the act of fingering a girl's vagina with the thumb instead of using any other fingers.

"Paul's fingers got tired as he was fingering this girl last night, so he started to weefee her."

weefee by Lawrence K. December 27, 2007