14 definitions by Lawrence K.
I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 11, 2010
Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?
Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
by Lawrence K. June 16, 2011
by Lawrence K. November 27, 2007
Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.
by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
by Lawrence K. March 4, 2011
Nicole: Hey Jason, did you want to catch the Blue Jays game this weekend?
Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.
Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.
by Lawrence K. December 28, 2011
I still can't believe that Ryan got his girlfriend to have sex with both him and his friend Drew vaganally the other night.
by Lawrence K. February 11, 2010