Lawrence K.'s definitions

Godzildo

A term for a very large dildo.

Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?

Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!

by Lawrence K. June 15, 2011

weefee

the act of fingering a girl's vagina with the thumb instead of using any other fingers.

"Paul's fingers got tired as he was fingering this girl last night, so he started to weefee her."

by Lawrence K. December 27, 2007

dudeiage

A marriage that takes place between two grown men.

Nicole: Hey Jason, did you want to catch the Blue Jays game this weekend?

Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.

by Lawrence K. December 27, 2010

NGSM

Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.

Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

five-hole

Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.

Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!

by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011