The Great Equalizer

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.
Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
by Lawrence K. March 24, 2010
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soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.
Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"
by Lawrence K. April 01, 2010
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five-hole

Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.
Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!
by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010
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dudeiage

A marriage that takes place between two grown men.
Nicole: Hey Jason, did you want to catch the Blue Jays game this weekend?

Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.
by Lawrence K. December 28, 2010
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Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.
I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.
by Lawrence K. February 11, 2010
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dudesmith

John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?

Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010
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NGSM

Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.
Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.
by Lawrence K. February 05, 2010
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