Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.
by Lawrence K. February 05, 2010
A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.
Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
by Lawrence K. March 24, 2010
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
by Lawrence K. March 04, 2011
Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.
Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?
Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
by Lawrence K. February 05, 2010
Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?
Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
by Lawrence K. June 16, 2011
by Lawrence K. November 27, 2007
Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!
by Lawrence K. February 05, 2010