Definitions by Lauren is sexy

Italian Handshake 

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce

Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night

Italian Handshake by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022

Craig Senna 

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident

Craig senna is a weapon

Craig Senna by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020

Tommy

Looks a bit like the graph of Lnx and also wears lynx africa

Lauren: I miss Tommy
Jack Gameson: Me too

Tommy by Lauren is sexy April 18, 2020

Dylan 

Mates with Craig Senna. Good F1 driver

Lauren: Dylan has a small cock
Craig Senna: I know right

Dylan by Lauren is sexy April 18, 2020

London Bandit 

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

London Bandit by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

Twongle 

Fucking gay mate

Dylan you’re a twongle

Twongle by Lauren is sexy April 12, 2020