Definitions by Lauram_Ipsum
Casual Meat Wealth
Casual Meat Wealth is having enough money to afford, and store, meat in an economy where hamburger is $7+/lb and pork/hamburger is $5+/lb.
My friend flaunted her Casual Meat Wealth by telling me about the steaks and rolls of hamburger she has in her deep freezer.
Don't flaunt your Casual Meat Wealth, I can barely afford ground turkey in this economy!
Don't flaunt your Casual Meat Wealth, I can barely afford ground turkey in this economy!
Casual Meat Wealth by Lauram_Ipsum April 20, 2026
New hotness
New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
New hotness by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary
When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025
a Brandy thank you
To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
a Brandy thank you by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024
being porny
(Porn + horny = Porny.)
Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.
You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.
Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.
You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.
Me: I was texting him and all of the sudden he was being porny and really descriptive. It was weird for
a study buddy, right?
Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!
a study buddy, right?
Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!
being porny by Lauram_Ipsum August 10, 2024