To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024
(Porn + horny = Porny.)
Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.
You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.
Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.
You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.
Me: I was texting him and all of the sudden he was being porny and really descriptive. It was weird for
a study buddy, right?
Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!
a study buddy, right?
Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!
by Lauram_Ipsum August 10, 2024
New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.
Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025