Definitions by Laura MM

live wire 

A person who often becomes excited and aggressive over trivial things. Specific stimuli especially invokes excitement from one who is a live wire.

Watch what you say, because he's a live wire, he gets so mad over the tiniest things, especially if you tease him about his extensive shoe collection. But if you talk about something he likes, he'll become really excited and happy!

live wire by Laura MM October 2, 2010

shredder 

Used seriously: A freak, one who was born defective.
Used jokingly: One who is very strange, unattractive, uncouth, and/or trashy, which could possibly be ascribed to birth defects.

Taken from the novel "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood, where a shredder is one who is the defective product of radiation altered reproductive cells.

All that makeup and bleached hair can’t hide the fact that Megan is a total shredder! That poor girl was born with a big head and has no social skills!

shredder by Laura MM March 16, 2010

newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006