Laur's definitions

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

swipe

To steal or take

Hey, who swiped my chocolate bar?

by Laur June 23, 2003

paradox

A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.

You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.

by Laur June 22, 2003

zoomy

Spacey; out-of-it; removed from one's surroundings.

"Ugh, that Vicodin made me really zoomy."

by Laur June 22, 2003