I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021

Lip Grip

The act of a women forming their lips in a tight ring around a man's penis .

I love when Hillary would suck my cock, She really could make a lip grip around my dick.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2021

Trumpo-Sapien

Outdated knuckle draggers that watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change.

Poor Trumpo-Sapiens are going to became relics of the past. Now that Biden won their relevance to society has declined.

by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

suckit on the bucket

The act of someone giving head while sitting on a toilet.

Yo its time we play suckit on the bucket!

by Laughs Along With Humans October 07, 2021

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023