Definitions by LaughingAloud

Lutnick Schmucknick 

Nickname given Howard Lutnick, disgraced Secretary of Commerce, after crashing the world economy with Trump's unnecessary and misguided trade war.

Lutnick Schmucknick will go down in the annals of history as one of the worst Commerce Secretaries of all time.

Lutnick Schmucknick by LaughingAloud April 6, 2025

Vance Pants 

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Vance Pants by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

AssBurgerMobile 

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

AssBurgerMobile by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025

Marc O’Rubio 

Original Irish spelling of the name of the U.S. Secretary of State.

Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.

Marc O’Rubio by LaughingAloud February 18, 2025

MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.

There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.

MAGAt Republicans by LaughingAloud September 20, 2024

Donald von Shitsinpantz 

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.

If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.

Donald von Shitsinpantz by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024

Marjorie Toilet Greene 

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.

Marjorie Toilet Greene by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024