Lascivious's definitions

GDMFG

God damn mother fucking genius

The guy that invented the vagina is some sort of GDMFG

by Lascivious September 25, 2009

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

by Lascivious May 27, 2014

Inner Asshole

When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.

Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"

Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"

"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.

by Lascivious January 6, 2011

amazevag

Amazevag, it's like amazeballs, but mildly less douchy. Amazevag is used to describe an amazing chick; since obviously calling a girl amazeballs can lose all the complimentary factor associated with the term over the fact that one is de-femizing her with the trite slang de-jour.

This is why Amazevag is invented. It's like a woman's deodorant, its strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.

Girl: "honey, you're so amazeballs"
Guy: "I don't know about that, but after that road head, I'd definitely say you win the amazevag championship"

by Lascivious March 20, 2013