When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.
Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"
Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"
"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.
Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"
"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.
by Lascivious January 06, 2011
by Lascivious September 25, 2009
Amazevag, it's like amazeballs, but mildly less douchy. Amazevag is used to describe an amazing chick; since obviously calling a girl amazeballs can lose all the complimentary factor associated with the term over the fact that one is de-femizing her with the trite slang de-jour.
This is why Amazevag is invented. It's like a woman's deodorant, its strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.
This is why Amazevag is invented. It's like a woman's deodorant, its strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.
Girl: "honey, you're so amazeballs"
Guy: "I don't know about that, but after that road head, I'd definitely say you win the amazevag championship"
Guy: "I don't know about that, but after that road head, I'd definitely say you win the amazevag championship"
by Lascivious March 20, 2013
by Lascivious October 19, 2016