Definitions by Larry Chair

Go Camp Mystic

When someone cries overly excessive that it could flood an entire campground and take out 27 campers and counselors.

Jack: I heard you broke up with Betty.

Bill: yeah, but I didn't know she was going to go Camp Mystic on me.

Go Camp Mystic by Larry Chair April 30, 2026

Go Camp Mystic

Raining so hard, so fast, and so much, biblical proportions, it could take out 27 campers and camp counselors.

Bob: Wanna go kayaking Saturday?

Bill: Heck no! It's going to go Camp Mystic this weekend!

Go Camp Mystic by Larry Chair April 30, 2026

cedar surfing 

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.

The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.

cedar surfing by Larry Chair December 28, 2011

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

Do I smell popcorn? by Larry Chair November 28, 2010

farticious 

The state being hazardously full of flatulence to the point of near expiration.

After dinner at the Mexican restaurant, she was farticious and to be rushed to the emergency room.

farticious by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

inflatuation 

Obsessed or overcome by noxious odors or flatulence.

By the time emergency responders arrived, it was too late as inflatuation had set in and all victims were unconscious.

inflatuation by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

afflatuate 

to arouse interest through the use of methane gases.

He was insistent that her desire for him was afflatuated since his output was pungent and frequent.

afflatuate by Larry Chair November 21, 2010