cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.

The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.

by Larry Chair December 28, 2011

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

by Larry Chair November 28, 2010

inflatuation

Obsessed or overcome by noxious odors or flatulence.

By the time emergency responders arrived, it was too late as inflatuation had set in and all victims were unconscious.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

farticious

The state being hazardously full of flatulence to the point of near expiration.

After dinner at the Mexican restaurant, she was farticious and to be rushed to the emergency room.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

fart appeal

incredible attraction to one of the opposite gender by the appeal to the odor of their flatulence.

She was bumfuddled by his overcoming fart appeal.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

afflatuate

to arouse interest through the use of methane gases.

He was insistent that her desire for him was afflatuated since his output was pungent and frequent.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010