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Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.
by Lara October 22, 2003
Get the cryptopsy mug.Past tense of thwap...thwap being a sound produced when the back of the hand makes contact with the chest/stomach area of a fully clothed person (when the thwapee is nude, it really rends to be more of a thmak) It describes a person who has just recieved a thwap.
by Lara October 22, 2003
Get the thwapt mug.Severely misinterpreted exopression... the original was derived from an unfortunate situation in the 1920's, when a tired shop-keeper decided to take a nap while standing behind the counter. A customer came over to him, asking the price of the bisquits...when the shop-keeper wouldn't repond, the man nudged him, and the poor sleepy man mumbled "I'm-a-dozing". Unfortunately the customer heard "dime a dozen" and the shop-keeper lost some goos bisquits that day...mm...bisquits.
by Lara October 25, 2003
Get the dime a dozen mug.The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
by Lara November 1, 2003
Get the solar flares mug.Anything one does that demonstrates being lame, in essence, being eccentric, sometimes stupid. One who performs said act is often named a bushleaguer
by LARA May 13, 2005
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by Lara March 27, 2005
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