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Definitions by Langdon Olger

clambake 

Someone who opens their yap when things get hot.
Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.
clambake by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015
When a Spanish person asks for an explanation
splain by Langdon Olger July 30, 2015
An interjection used to remind another of the obviousness of what should be done.
LO: What else to do while waiting for code to compile?
CA: Psht! Listening to the Tranceformers YT channel...
Psht by Langdon Olger July 30, 2015

digital hazing 

The systematic process of intimidation by hazing an individual using digital communication devices such as a digital mobile phone.
Hazing used to be restricted to the realm of waking conscious direct social experiences. Now digital hazing will allow hazing to be more covert and seem passive.

eg. Billy was a victim of digital hazing at school. The teachers had no idea he was being hazed by the other students until they intercepted a phone with messages on it.

Digital Hazing is considered a form of psychotechnology by some governments.
digital hazing by Langdon Olger November 7, 2011

debugging 

When someone you are talking to is critiquing elements (you provide) of the conversation:

1. with their friend who is listening at the same time.
or
2. in their head as a mental note which results in a period of silence and delayed response.

Note: The critiquing must occur during the conversation and not after, as that is termed as logging instead. Critiquing before is remote judging.
example 1 :
You to Person A: Hey there, Mr. Brown-Shoes! How about that local sports team!

Person A to Person B: Can you believe this guy trying to sound like Monty Burns...

You to Person A: Hey man stop debugging me...

example 2:
You to Person A: Hey there, Mr. Brown-Shoes! How about that local sports team!

Person A (thinks): Oh my god, this guy sounds nothing like Mr Burns.

<delay>

You to Person A: Stop debugging me!
debugging by Langdon Olger September 16, 2011

illuminion 

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
illuminion by Langdon Olger March 8, 2011
verb. to use spiritual enlightenment for self improvement which results in permanent change.
We don't just evolve, we bevolve. Be your evolution!
bevolve by Langdon Olger January 7, 2011