Definitions by Lady Beefcake

Dutfucked 

Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.

Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.

Dutfucked by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017

Unduttoned 

The process of removing toxic xenophobic slime from the sewer pipes of the Australian Parliament.

Are those poor bastards still holed up on Manus Island? Yeah, it's time we unduttoned them.

Unduttoned by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017

Sameface 

The medical condition affecting celebrities and the socially inept whereby ones facebook photos show are all the same angle and expression. There is no interaction between the person and other people, rather a fixed contrived expression, and an angle which is decided in advance to be the most flattering.

Saw that sameface Daniel Craig on a billboard this morning.
Blue Steel Ha ha! Well he looks like a ferret from any other angle. Paris Hilton is a bit of a sameface too, but that's because she markets herself as a two dimensional paperdoll. Dress me up!

Sameface by Lady Beefcake April 22, 2013

Panning for turds 

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

Panning for turds by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013