old school

if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes

"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"

by lauren September 01, 2003

girt

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 06, 2003

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 16, 2003

shman

someone who cannot be distinguished as either male or female because they look like both

If you're a girl with a beard, you might be a shman.

by Lauren November 11, 2003

fish fest

A female version of a sausage fest

"we need some dudes up in here, this place is really starting to reak a fish fest"

by lauren April 25, 2004

MD/DC

also, sorry that took so long...I didn't realize you had asked ages ago...it's rare unless I'm bored that I go thru and check my definitions.

by Lauren February 22, 2003