baber

hey baber!
by lauren May 24, 2004
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jimmy rigged

"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."
by lauren August 30, 2003
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Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.
I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!
by Lauren March 25, 2005
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Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.
I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.
by Lauren May 13, 2005
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elbow

a joint between your upper arm and forearm where you can bend, usually not backwards.
My elbow is dirty;I need to scrub it.
by Lauren November 12, 2004
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take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.
I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.
by Lauren February 09, 2003
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garbage

"kiss my ass, you're nothin but garbage"
by lauren September 02, 2003
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