LaUrEn's definitions

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

prickbait

one of the many poor, poor girls who are only attracted to the pricks, or who all the pricks are attracted to.

*sob* I haven't been able to get a good lay since I became prickbait! *sob*

by Lauren February 19, 2003

stupied

The stupid way of spelling stupid. Basically, it's how illiterate morons try to be clever by using big words with 2 syllables. Except they spell them wrong.

Moron: OMG u r lyke sooo stupied !!!!!!!!111
Person: I'm not so sure about that, but I know you're stupid.

by lauren May 13, 2005

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

mermfum-bermfum

kind of like "...blahblahblah..." if part of a sentence or story isn't important

"she was like, "look i have to tell you something mermfum-bermfum i think you're a total bitch""

by lauren August 30, 2003