LUKE's definitions

shinymanageable

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

by Luke January 8, 2005

sumil

great. it could have come from an indian background. it mite hav been a name. see cool and wicked.
wicked

this is so sumil.
that car is so sumil.
that geek is so NOT sumil

by luke January 5, 2005

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

by Luke October 10, 2003

Rosism

To leave earlier than necessary. To go home earlier than required.

Royce had a bad case of rosism yesterday, he left 1 hour early from his friends house.

by Luke January 28, 2004

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005