LORD MASHIE's definitions

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

The Grass is Greener

A shitty music festival held in Cairns and the Gold Coast. Each year, this festival converts its respective venues into moshpits infested with teens in thot outfits, simps and druggos.
Not all attendees are one of the above labels, but all thots, simps and druggos are attendees.

Usually shortened to 'Grass' or 'TGIG.'

What did you do on the weekend?
>I went to Grass (The Grass is Greener)
EW

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020

St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Trinity Bay State High School

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.

Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020