LORD MASHIE's definitions

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time

My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.

by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.

St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.

by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018

Trinity Bay State High School

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.

Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020