LORD MASHIE's definitions

Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.

What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

Molto Yuma

The state of being extremely sad about something at any given time

My friend looked molto Yuma today after getting a C in Maths.

by LORD MASHIE June 4, 2018

Trinity Bay State High School

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.

Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020