LM's definitions

basilisk

Often incorrectly thought of as a snake reaching over 100 metres in length that can kill with a look, from the Harry Potter series of books.
The basilisk is actually a 5 centimetre half-cockerel half-snake. It is hatched from a cockerel's egg (not a hen's; a cockerel's) by a toad. It can turn anything living into stone by glancing at it.
Mythologically, it was killed by forcing it to look into a mirror.

Hey look! A basili-

by LM June 2, 2004

e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

Galvatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!

Function: Crazy person

"DRINK!"

He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"

Galvatron sat in haze located in a bar.

by LM November 3, 2003

pop a nut

The term for emptying a testicle.

she was so tight it only took me a minute to pop a nut

by LM August 6, 2003

shive

meaning cool, phat, tight, ect.

yo, that's a shive car.

by lm May 8, 2003