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G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...

A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"

by LM July 10, 2006

sedition

See Suikoden. Alternatively, play Suikoden, and Suikoden II whilst you're at it.

That Riou spreads so much more sedition than our Tir.

by LM July 7, 2004

zchau

the fucking man, also know as a variation of duff man.

damn you just fucked up five guys by yourself and fucked there moms, haha you pulled a zchau

by LM January 21, 2005

chaos emerald

The chaos emeralds are seven gems created to contain all the negative power in the worl dof Sonic The Hedgehog. Uses include the Chaos COntrol, changing heroes like Sonic into Super Sonic, looking shiny for Rouge the Bat, making Chaos into Perfect Chaos, and being at the end of a really annoying stage.

1. The Chaos Emeralds are shiny
2.This thing's got infinite power, you know

by LM June 21, 2004

randify

To arouse sexually; to make randy.

Other tense-forms:
randifying
randified
randification

Photos of naked women tend to randify men.

by LM June 9, 2004

basilisk

Often incorrectly thought of as a snake reaching over 100 metres in length that can kill with a look, from the Harry Potter series of books.
The basilisk is actually a 5 centimetre half-cockerel half-snake. It is hatched from a cockerel's egg (not a hen's; a cockerel's) by a toad. It can turn anything living into stone by glancing at it.
Mythologically, it was killed by forcing it to look into a mirror.

Hey look! A basili-

by LM June 2, 2004

Galvatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!

Function: Crazy person

"DRINK!"

He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"

Galvatron sat in haze located in a bar.

by LM November 3, 2003