reverse mushroom caps

This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.

Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 15, 2008

Numb Thumb

Pertaining to a novacaine fetish when you stick your thumb in a jar of novacaine and let it go numb. You then suck on your thumb until you regain feeling.

"What are you doing after work?" walrus asked
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. February 05, 2008

Mineiner

This term is used to describe a miniature weiner.

"It is virtually impossible to get a pink sock with Lynnie's mineiner!" exclaimed Mel Gibson.

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 17, 2008

Poo Butt Ass

A person who sharts.

"You poo butt ass muffucka you." said Mr. Rodggers

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 19, 2008