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Definitions by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC.

Numb Thumb 

Pertaining to a novacaine fetish when you stick your thumb in a jar of novacaine and let it go numb. You then suck on your thumb until you regain feeling.
"What are you doing after work?" walrus asked
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied

Poo Butt Ass 

"You poo butt ass muffucka you." said Mr. Rodggers

Mineiner 

This term is used to describe a miniature weiner.
"It is virtually impossible to get a pink sock with Lynnie's mineiner!" exclaimed Mel Gibson.

reverse mushroom caps 

This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.
Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?