BJ Week

The one week of the month when a girl is on the rag and her partner is too pussy to try for red wings, and selfish enough to ask something of her.

"Hey Jennifer wanna go to the party with me this weekend?"

"No, I can't hold my booze and last week was BJ Week... I don't want to be projectiling cum all night."

by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009

1000 Ways To Die

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

Conformist

A term that emo kids often use to describe preps.

"We fucking hate how those preps are all the same, stupid conformists. So we band together and dress in black with excessive amounts of eyeliner and listen to shitty bands like Taking Back Sunday"

by LL Cool Jen December 2, 2009

Gold Star

When you piss on your hand and slap someone across the face.

Imma gold star you, bitch!

by LL cool Jen November 4, 2009

Kill It

The only other option.

Jen: "My dog keeps eating my homework!"
Nick: "Calmly explain the situation to her."
Jen: "No, she'll never believe that! Ugh I hate my dog!"
Nick: "Kill it."

by LL Cool Jen December 15, 2009