LINDSEY's definitions

creamy cheese

Stuff you put on your bagel, yeah yeah, BAGEL!!! 5... MORE MINUTES!!

i need a bagel. with that cheese that creamy creamy cheese cheese

by Lindsey January 12, 2004

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

Random Hero

Ryan Dunn/Plugs

"I'm about to get yanked the fuck off this bike."-RD, Jackass

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

cancer sticks

A euphemism for filterless cigarettes, not to be confused with joints.

Pass me some cancer sticks nigga.

by Lindsey March 27, 2005

niggering

To punk or fool someone.

We just niggered that chick.
Can you say, YOu just got niggered?
We do a lot of niggering to people.
Do not nigger us.

by Lindsey March 5, 2005

Bowling it

When someone is really drunk and then they are sick

"Omg you bowled it well bad last nite!"

by Lindsey March 17, 2005

carkhuff

One who respects gnomes, lives on bluegrass and enjoys the outdoor life.

oh i ought to shake that carkhuffs hand!

by Lindsey January 25, 2005