LBSi UK (YouTube)'s definitions

Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.

"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022

Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.

Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...

by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 1, 2019

Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.

*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING WORDS IN 2021 - No one can even remember what it means

a: why the fuck is watermelon Sugar trending still?
b: no one fuckin knows, it's lost all it's meaning over time

by LBSi UK (YouTube) June 6, 2021