LAUREN's definitions

weed wedgie

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

by lauren August 30, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

prickbait

one of the many poor, poor girls who are only attracted to the pricks, or who all the pricks are attracted to.

*sob* I haven't been able to get a good lay since I became prickbait! *sob*

by Lauren February 19, 2003

stupied

The stupid way of spelling stupid. Basically, it's how illiterate morons try to be clever by using big words with 2 syllables. Except they spell them wrong.

Moron: OMG u r lyke sooo stupied !!!!!!!!111
Person: I'm not so sure about that, but I know you're stupid.

by lauren May 13, 2005

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

skeet

To suck dick or to recice skeet from someone

Damn i want some skeet from dat bitch
Damn nigga that bitch give sum good skeet

by Lauren November 30, 2004